Down the UP Staircase
by kong on Aug.29, 2009, under Poker
I got killed for 30 dallah last night in a .50-1.00 limit game on Poker Stars. Worked my way back up to $13.92 this morning. Rule number one:
never risk more than 5% of your bankroll and when the cash game pile in front of you represents 10% of yer bankroll quit and do something else.
Rule number two: Yer crazy if you don’t follow rule number one. KEEP It SIMPLE, BOZO.
Now on to today’s soup. Walmart sells turkey sausage for tacos in rolls for a buck. Crock pot (Is there any OTHER way to cook) celery, onion, red wine ( a three splash),can of Mexican tomatoes, jalapeno pepper (use pablano if eaten by other than X-RATED audiences), a few diced red potatoes, dash of Montreal Steak seasoning, and some roasted garlic. A good crockpot (the old kind) will brown meat. If yours won’t, its time for you to retreat to the Goodwill store and get one.
Brown the meat and potatoes while you fix your hair, do yer nails, mind the kids, call yer bookie , play Badugi, WHATEVER! When the brew is soft and juicy, turn the crock pot to LOW, stir well, and add the rest of the stuff plus TWO Cans of tap water. cover and go to work. Come home and eat!
